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| Owen. "O" as in OMG those are awesome chops, and "wen" as in when is this going to make a comeback? |
I passed Owen on the street, made the connection as to what I just saw, and backtracked promptly. These are chops of which Elvis himself would be in awe. Sidenote: I'm not too thrilled to see that I do the same photo-wobble stance my grandmother does. Ha.
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| Jason |
I stopped Jason first because of his outfit; it's high time the tuck-in came back in style--it's more polished, and more flattering (let's show those waists people)--not too mention the très-European pant cuff.
But then I took a closer look....
It's glorious.
If I were him, I'd put a little pomade on the ends of that 'stache and twirl it like a silent movie villain. Oh, and a monacle. What was that? Did I mean for Halloween? Oh. Oh of course I did. Of course.