How NOT to Weir it (c'mon, like you could resist)

I know I am still learning the subtleties of men's fashion, I have no problem admitting that.  But as a long-time admirer of men (who regularly wear clothes), I know bad when I see bad. 



Hello, Bad.  We meet again.


In the great battle against stereotypes, another has fallen!  We love your skating, Johnny, but apparently gay men are just as susceptible to bad fashion days as the rest of us.  I never thought I'd tell a man this: please shave your legs. 
To ease the bleeding of the eyeballs, we need an aesthetically soothing balm...




aaahhh.