How NOT to Weir it (c'mon, like you could resist)

I know I am still learning the subtleties of men's fashion, I have no problem admitting that.  But as a long-time admirer of men (who regularly wear clothes), I know bad when I see bad. 



Hello, Bad.  We meet again.


In the great battle against stereotypes, another has fallen!  We love your skating, Johnny, but apparently gay men are just as susceptible to bad fashion days as the rest of us.  I never thought I'd tell a man this: please shave your legs. 
To ease the bleeding of the eyeballs, we need an aesthetically soothing balm...




aaahhh.



A first post Don Johnson would be proud of!

I know, I know, our generation is plagued with the great questions of our time:

1. How do we reverse global warming? 

2. How long can we continue to rely on foreign oil? 

3. How can we bring Miami Vice to the world of today? 

Thankfully Reiss has provided us with the answer to at least one of these.  Whew. 

The solution?: streamlined ivory paired with sharp white, nude oxfords, and a pink every man can proudly wear.  And then share with his girlfriend.  It's not a hint.  Gimme. 

photo courtesy of http://www.reissonline.com/us/mens/lookbook/mainline/